That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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