what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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