My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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