You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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