this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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