It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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