it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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