if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
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Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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