I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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