My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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