That's when you crack a 10am beer
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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