Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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