And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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