So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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