What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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