but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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