Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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