I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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