That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
