Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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