It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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