To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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