brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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