You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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