i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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