i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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