Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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