you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Randomize