So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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