Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
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