can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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