do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I will be naked everywhere
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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