no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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