D3 body, D1 cock
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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