Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
