you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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