Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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