WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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