either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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