Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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