Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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