Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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