i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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