sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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