I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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