I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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