I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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