haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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