so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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