The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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