I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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