I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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